MAN DENIES HAVING SEX WITH Ex- WIFE'S DOG

An English woman who refused to go to bed with her ex-husband was shocked to find him having sex with her dog soon afterwards, a jury heard today.

Kelly Thacker could not believe her eyes when she went upstairs to her bedroom and saw her naked ex husband Nicholas Saunders trying to penetrate her bull mastiff Sasha, it was alleged.

“Ms Thacker just couldn’t believe what she was seeing to start off with so she looked away and then looked again,” said prosecutor Frank Abbott at Gloucester crown court.

Mr Abbott said that by that stage Mr Saunders was having full sexual intercourse with the dog.

Ms Thacker ordered Mr Saunders ‘in no uncertain terms’ to leave the house, Mr Abbott said.

At first Saunders protested that he was tired and wanted to stay but eventually he did leave – although he later returned saying he wanted to talk to her.

Mr Abbott said Saunders, 46, of Bell Lane, Lechlade, Glos, had been at her house that night because he had called on her after being thrown out by his new girlfriend following a row.

Ms Thacker agreed to let him stay the night – but made it plain she would not be having sex with him and went downstairs, leaving him in her bedroom, Mr Abbott said.

The couple’s two daughters were asleep in their rooms in the house at the time.

When Saunders was arrested after she found him having sex with Sasha he agreed to give an intimate sample and dog’s DNA was found, added Mr Abbott.

Mr Saunders has pleaded not guilty to having sex with a female dog on Jan 15th last year. Mr Abbott told the jury of seven women and five men at the start of the trial that they must not let feelings of revulsion or amusement about the case affect their judgement.

The trial continues.

Kill a Mosquito or go to JAIL

Police arrested 53 people for failing to eliminate stagnant water and other mosquito breeding grounds as Sri Lanka tries to prevent dengue fever, which has infected thousands already this year.

Police, army and health officers searched 11,500 houses in the capital Colombo over seven hours on the 1st of july, police spokesman Ajith Rohana said.

Those arrested for not cleaning up their surrounding environment face fines and up to six months in jail.

He said this is the first time police made such a large number of arrests from Colombo for failing to clean mosquito breeding places.

Dengue fever has killed 74 people this year and infected 15,000.

Health officials say it has increased because residents have become more careless about cleaning their properties and eliminating mosquito breeding grounds.

The flu-like illness is spread by the Aedes mosquito and spikes during the annual monsoons, when the rains leave puddles of stagnant water where the insects breed.

In Sri Lanka, the southwest monsoon that usually begins in May lasts until September.

Dengue starts suddenly with a high fever, rash, severe headache and pain behind the eyes and in the muscles and joints. The severity of the joint pain has given dengue the name “breakbone fever.” Nausea, vomiting and loss of appetite also are common.

Deputy prime minister Sri Lanka Muyiddhin Yassin

                         

The government said last week 10,000 security forces had been deployed to help dengue eradication efforts this month. They help to search houses and buildings to detect breeding places and join other public workers to clean public buildings and places.

BEING SMART CAN COST YOU

A private German economics and business university is suing one of its students for lost income after he finished his Bachelors and Masters degrees in about a quarter of the normal time.

Marcel Pohl completed 60 examinations in 20 months, gaining a grade of 2.3, and was officially ex-matriculated in August 2011. Such a course usually takes 11 semesters, but he only needed three.

Now the Essen-based School of Economics and Management (FOM) want the 22-year-old to pay his fees up the end of 2011 – an extra €3,000.

“When I got the lawsuit, I thought it couldn’t be true,” Pohl, who now works for a bank in Frankfurt, said. “Performance is supposed to be worth something.”

Pohl completed his turbo degree by dividing up all the simultaneous lectures with two friends and then swapping notes.

At the same time, he completed an apprenticeship in a bank.

“We didn’t get any freebies, and we agreed our plans in advance with the school,” Pohl said.

“We’re always against slow students,” said his lawyer Bernhard Kraas. “But when someone hurries and finishes early, suddenly he has to pay. That can’t be right.”

But the FOM argues that its fees are the total price for the studies, independent of how long the studies last.

But if that it is the case, it remains unclear why they are only calling for a part of the cost for 11 semesters.

“We do not want to comment on the case before it has reached court,” a university spokesman said.

Pictures of what bad parents do to their kids

If you ever feel embarrassed by your parents, then think again whether they are as bad as the parents in these shocking pictures.

 

              Little girl with a cigarette dangling from her mouth

 

                     Baby photographed with dressed skeleton?

 

                                Mum, this is not funny!

 

                                    Lunch for snake?

 

                               How could they take this picture?

What exactly where they thinking??

                   

             Teach the babies how to shoot? Just hope they don’t shoot you.

 

Why not... Junior can learn to use the axe before he starts talking....

What have I done wrong.......

 

                                   How a lazy dad feeds baby…

Sorry mum... what did I do wrong again??

See, we now have an idea of what she will be when she grows up..

What happens when I can't breath papa

Good idea... let him have a feel of the wild life

Safety first. Make sure the baby is safe between us

Hang on junior, we don't want to spill any of the good stuff do we?

Grow up ma Boy... just a little

He should start his lesson in shopping with getting some beer

A little lesson in history won't hurt the kid

Please strp him on.. these games can be rough you know

This is just cruel

Mama look.. It's Superman

Why not put me in the washing machine too

I know I'm No shrimp. I just hope the cook knows that too

Japanese Chef Serves His Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

Sugiyama made ​​a surprise on April 8, with one tweet:

“[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.”

Mao Sugiyama making the delicacy

                                    

After his 22nd birthday, the artist underwent elective genital-removal surgery, divided up the severed penis shaft, testicles, and scrotal skin between five people, and garnished it with button mushrooms and Italian parsley.

Part of the meal

                            

On April 13, five of six diners who signed up for the $250-a-plate feast, sat down to dinner. The sixth person didn’t show up.

People who came to witness the event

The pictures showed dozens of people who attended the event just to catch a glimpse of the rare food treat.

The extra diners were served crocodile-based dishes while Sugiyama cooked up the exclusive meal.

Part of the meal served for exclusive guests

The story went viral in Japan. Some showed even more interest, while the others also complained. But the authorities in Japan, consider this banquet is legal because no law against cannibalism in this country.

Swimmers' urine to blame for 500 fish deaths, Germany fishermen say Read more: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/swimmers urine account for 500 fish deaths in germany

SWIMMERS have killed about 500 fish in a northern Germany lake, with their urine causing algae that poisons marine life.

The mass death in the past two weeks has occurred in Eichbaum lake, in the port city of Hamburg, The Local reported.

 

"Swimmers who urinate in the lake are introducing a lot of phosphate," fishermen's spokesman Manfred Siedler told Bild newspaper. "We're calculating half a liter of urine per swimmer per day."

Applying anti-phosphate - at a reported cost of $667,000 - hasn't worked, fueling an ongoing feud between fishermen and those who swim in the lake.

Swimmers have been banned from the lake until the algae outbreak is addressed.

Man left crying in the street after being trapped by German nymphomaniac

• Police found man crying in the street after the ordeal
• Same woman trapped a 43-year-old last month 
• Was trapped in apartment for 36-hours

A MAN was left crying in the street after he was forced to repeatedly pleasure a German nymphomaniac.

"I met her on a bus... She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me," he told Munich police when they found him in tears outside her apartment after the 36-hour episode.

The Daily Mail reports the man only escaped her apartment after the woman fell asleep.

The same 47-year-old woman was arrested in April after she picked up 43-year-old craftsman Dieter Schultz.

                                      

Munich Police issued a statement confirming that they met at a pub at 1.30pm.

According to an online translator, the statement said: "The woman took the new acquaintance in her apartment. There came the repeated act of love."

The statement said the man tried to leave, but the woman would not let him.

When he called police for help, Schultz claimed she was trying to "kill me with sex".  

The woman reportedly tried to seduce the two arresting officers with a "quickie" - who politely declined.