Friday 20 December 2013

Ugandan Members of Parliament pass law to ban miniskirts

Ugandan Members of Parliament have passed a controversial bill that will ban miniskirts.
The anti-pornography bill, which also outlaws overtly sexual material including music videos, was voted through after a short debate.
When Simon Lokodo, Uganda's ethics and integrity minister, proposed the legislation earlier this year, he said that women who wore "anything above the knee" should be arrested.

The new legislation will outlaw any material showing parts of the body intended to cause sexual excitement

The bill needs to be approved by the president before becoming law.
Uganda is a socially conservative country - it is also considering legislation to increase the punishment for homosexual acts, including the death penalty in some cases.



According to Uganda's private Monitor newspaper, the new legislation will outlaw material which shows parts of the body including breasts, thighs and buttocks, or any erotic behaviour intended to cause sexual excitement.
It will also ban anything that shows indecent acts or behaviour intended to corrupt morals, the paper reports.

One can only wonder, with the political unrest in the country, is this the latest distraction by government? 

Wednesday 20 November 2013

PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN TURNS 55

Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan

Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, GCFR, BNER, GCON is the 14th Head of State and current President of Nigeria. 
Dr. Goodluck Jonathan is happily married to Mrs. Patience Faka Jonathan. The nuptial union is blessed with two children.
Dr. Jonathan is a man well recognized for his cluster of achievements  and immense contributions to the polity, communal liberalism, growth, and general welfare of the people. Beyond these, he is a humble man, dearly loved and respected. He has remained in the consciousness of his friends and contemporaries, as a builder of human social bridges. He is a teacher, technocrat, a democrat, a man of transparent honesty and humility; a perfect gentleman, a tender loving husband and an unshakable believer in the unity, not only of Ogbia clan but also of Nigeria.
NIGERIA'S PRESIDENT ON HIS 55TH BIRTHDAY.
We say 3 happy cheers to a man who has made reformation his middle name.



Thursday 14 November 2013

Male Chastity Devices now appear more appealing.

Male chastity devices -- yes, lockable sheaths that restrict you from touching yourself -- are apparently all the rage these days. There's enough of a market that CB-X, the self-proclaimed "World Leader In Male Chastity," offers a designer collection that includes, wood, chrome and camouflage finishes.
And they're not just a fail-safe for your wayward hubby anymore, according to Jason Yates, the sales director at CB-X. Here's a description of the device on the CB-X website:
Male chastity devices restrict a man from touching his genitals for sexual pleasure. The male chastity device gives the Keyholder control over the sexual fulfillment of both partners by denying the wearer the touch he has had all of his life. His focus is now on when he can experience sexual gratification, and the Keyholder has complete control over the wearer’s pleasure. This denied access means the wearer must please the Keyholder in order to receive the pleasure he craves.
Yates discussed his hard time with erections with the chastity device on.
Yates said his father-in-law invented the product, "along with my wife -- obviously." He said his Thanksgiving dinners get spicy when his wife, knowing he's got the cage on, "pulls the key out of her bra" when nobody's looking.
male chastity
 Yates says it takes about three times to get the fit right, but once you're in, you're in. For good. Would you consider this as a way to enhance your sex life?

2014 World Cup in Brazil- prostitutes will accept CARD payments




Prostitutes in a World Cup host city in Brazil will take payment by debit or credit card.
The 'ladies of the night' struck a deal with a bank and will be given chip and PIN machines.
The women in Belo Horizonte, 270 miles from Rio, have adopted the slogan, “Enjoy now, pay later”.

2014 World Cup prostitutes to accept CARD payments

One of the ladies, Cida Vieira, of prostitute’s group Aprosmig, said: “Clients who want to extend their programme but don’t have any cash can stay with a girl for longer without any interruption.”
Their association said card payments would be better for clients’ security and bank statements would not specify the “activity”.
The women are also taking English lessons for next year’s competition.

Tuesday 3 September 2013

COFFIN DEALER KIDNAPS HIMSELF,DEMAND RANSOM FROM BROTHERS.

The Enugu State Police Command recently arrested a coffin dealer in the State, for staging his own kidnap and demanding ransom from his relatives.
Samuel Ani a coffin dealer from Ugwuaji axis of Enugu south Local Government Area of the state whose coffin shop is situated at Gariki axis of Awkunananaw also in Enugu south of the state never knew that his sin would find him out Until the day he was arrested by the operatives of the AntiKidnapping Unit of the Enugu state command of the Nigeria Police.
Samuel Ani had allegedly hid himself in a bush behind his shop for six days where he was making telephone calls to his two younger brothers in a very convincing tone that he has been abducted and that the sum of 2 million naira is required to get him out of the purported kidnappers den or else he will be killed.Following this,the case was reported to the State police command who mobilized its Anti kidnapping unit.It was further gathered that when Samuel intensified his call that the purported kidnappers were on the verge of killing him if his people can not bring the sum of money, later reduced to =N=1.2m, some amount of money was sent across to the account number provided by the purported kidnappers and a certain girl who went to cash the sum of initial =N=100,000 sent in one of the new generation banks located around Agbani road axis on,was tracked and picked by the operatives.The Girl was identified as one Oluchi Ogbu Faith from Akpugo in Nkanu West Local Government Area of the state and a fiancee to Samuel Ani.On closer interrogations, Oluchi faith ogbu revealed that the account belongs to her but was instructed by Samuel to furnish the 'kidnapped' with the account number so that his brothers can pay the ransom via the account and that she is to cash it as soon as she receives alert of the payment and bring it to him. Her revelation however led to the arrest of Samuel who disclosed that he was not kidnapped but maintained that he kidnapped himself so that his wealthy younger brothers can pay money for ransom which he will use to sort out his business dealings.He maintained that outside what he has done,his brothers can not give him monetary assistance and regretted his actions pointing out that the step he took is not a welcomed one by God,man or law and pleaded for forgiveness.He also revealed that he is a father of five children but never revealed to Oluchi Faith Ogbu that he is married but promised her marriage

Samuel Ani and Oluchi Ogbu Faith


Confirming this, the Public Relations Officer to Enugu State Police Command, Ebere Amariuzu said the suspect, Samuel Ani was arrested by operatives of the Anti-Kidnapping Unit of the State Police Command.
Asked whether he made huge sales in coffin making,Samuel Ani disclosed that made low sales hence the need to trick his brothers to get money from them in order to address his immediate challenges which require huge amount of money. He maintained that he was not abducted and that he abducted himself to create tension so that his brothers can pay the ransom and he will withdraw it and start using it.Meanwhile investigation into the ugly incident are in full scale by security operatives.

Monday 5 August 2013

LEAGUE MANAGEMENT COMPANY PRESENTS NIGERIA FOOTBALL FEDERATION WITH =N=25 MILLION

Today, August 5, 2013 at the Nigeria Football Federation headquarters in Abuja, the League Management Company (the body saddled with running the Nigeria Professional Football League) handed over a total sum of twenty five million naira to the football body. 
This they say is 5% of what the body has made in the past half season. Presenting the dummy cheque for the said amount to the NFF president, Mr Nduka Irabor, the LMC chairman stated that the presentation is proof that even more money can be made from the league if all stake holders would play their part accordingly.

NDUKA IRABOR, Chairman League Management Company


LMC Chairman, Nduka Irabor making the cheque presentation to NFF president, Alh Aminu Maigari

NFF President, Aminu Maigari
In his responce, NFF President, Aminu Maigari  noted that the Financial windfall couldn't have come at a better time. He noted that the LMC has indeed lived up to expectation, while praying all stake holders to give the company time and support to take the Nigeria Professional Football League to the height expected of it.


Tuesday 25 June 2013

SECURITY MAN CAUGHT IN THE ACT...

When the security in charge of securing, now takes from the secured.. all hell is let loose. A security man and employee of First Bank Nigeria Plc, Jibowu Branch, Lagos state, Seyi Jaiyeola, is standing trial at a magistrate’s court in Ebute Meta for allegedly breaking the company’s automated teller machine and stealing the sum of N12, 533,900.
The bank’s branch Service Manager, Mr. Kayode Aiyewunmi, who gave evidence in court, said Jaiyeola was on a N20, 000 monthly pay and was a member of the Odua People’s Congress.
He said the company had observed that one of the bank’s four ATMs was having a reconciliation problem and had employed the service of an expert to help unravel mysterious disappearances of money.
Aiyewunmi said, “Despite our reconciliation efforts, the ATM was still having problems and we engaged the service of an expert who submitted his report and said the machine did not have any reconciliation issue.
“He said somebody was breaking into the machine in the middle of the night to steal the cash.
“I reported the matter to my boss, who said I should conduct an investigation into  the matter. “When the last breakage happened, we went to play back the branch’s CCTV, and we saw Jaiyeola in the middle of the night, opening the window at the back of my office. There’s a control panel which controls the security door, which he touched. So, the CCTV stopped.”
He said it was at that point the company concluded he was the brain behind the theft.
He said after the matter was reported at the Onipanu Police station, and the accused was arrested, he led them to his house, where he allegedly confessed to the crime.

Aiyewunmi said, “When we got to his house for a search, we recovered N243,945 cash. The police then asked him what else he did with the money. He said he bought a car, which was parked at the house there, a Toyota Corolla. Then we recovered a new generator. He also took the police to the building he was constructing which was near completion.” He said after recovering the item, First Bank transferred the matter to the State Criminal Investigation Department, Yaba.
Jaiyeola was arraigned on a five counts of fraud and stealing and was subsequently granted bail in the sum of N1m with two sureties in like sum.
The prosecution counsel, Mr. Ishola Samuel, asked for an adjournment to help source some  legal citations.
The magistrate, Mrs. M.O Tanimola, adjourned the matter till July 15.

Wednesday 5 June 2013

I WANT TO MARRY MY CAT!!!

Designer Karl Lagerfeld has declared that he wants to marry his pet cat Choupette.

The eccentric creative director of Chanel said the one-year-old white Siamese cat was his most prized possession.

Choupette, as the cat is called, has its own staff, including three maids who are tasked with noting down everything the feline does while Largerfeld is away from their home in Paris so that he can check up on how his beloved pet is spending its time.

"There is no marriage, yet, for human beings and animals… I never thought that I would fall in love like this with a cat," Lagerfeld told CNN's Fashion Week: Backstage Pass. 

When asked if the cat flies by private jet, Largerfeld said: "Yes, why not?"

Choupette is well known among fashion circles. As well as its own maids, the cat has 27,000 followers on Twitter. It has its own pillow and dines with Largefeld twice a day, eating food that has been specially prepared.

Choupette's biography on the Twitter account @choupettesdiary reads: "I am a famous beauty who refuses to eat on the floor & my maids pamper my every need. I am Choupette Largerfeld and I am a spoiled pussy."

SPANISH POLICE NAB SIX NIGERIAN WOMEN OVER PROSTITUTION RING



With about 12 years gone by since the Idia Renaissance group in Benin-City led by Mrs Eki Igbinedion, wife of former governor of Edo State, led a spirited campaign against human trafficking especially to Italy and other parts of Europe, the Spanish police have revealed they have broken up a ring that smuggled women from Nigeria into Spain and forced them into street prostitution by burning them with irons and using voodoo rituals.
The well-connected pimps, who usually come to Nigeria to look for young and innocent girls for the illicit trade of prostitution on the streets of European countries, usually lie to the parents of the unsuspecting girls that their children are being taken abroad to work as store/supermarket attendants, clerks or such other jobs.
In turn, they lure these girls to their destinations and make them swear an oath of allegiance and loyalty and even faithfulness to the terms and conditions of their engagement. The gang often tortured the women and scared them with curses to force them on to
the streets.
PROSTITUTES
 According to Daily Mail of London, six people, including one woman, believed to be the ringleader, were arrested after one of the women alerted the Spanish authorities.
“The control exercised over women was total, involving verbal threats as well as physical violence and various voodoo ceremonies to terrorise them,” police said in a statement.
“The ring leader caused them serious injury through bites or by using an iron to cause second-degree burns.”

The ring allegedly recruited women in Benin City, the capital of Edo State, reported Sky News.
Most of the women were vulnerable, struggling to raise children because their husbands and fathers had died. The gang transported the women over land to Morocco.
From there, they were smuggled to small wooden boats and taken into Spain. They were forced to work as street prostitutes in Barcelona and Malaga.
Spanish police have swooped on them several times in past years on similar prostitution rings that used the threat of voodoo curses.  Often, the victims are taken to shrines and after taking oaths, are made to drink some substances that are meant to act as a monitor on their oaths. After which, they are
 told to leave personal items like dresses, bras, or such warts behind.
They are told this gives the juju priests power to harm them from afar, should they fail to keep to the terms, a kind of Memorandum of Understanding (MoU).  They are instructed to pay their debts, determined by the pimps, and forced to join a prostitution ring.
The women are brainwashed to believe that breaking their promise to the pimp will hold catastrophic consequences for both them and their families. 
Sex gangs often use a form of witchcraft or juju to scare their “slaves” into working for them. Last year, a Nigerian people smuggler who used witchcraft
rituals to force children to work as sex slaves was jailed for 20 years in Britain.
Osezua Osolase, 42, tricked poverty-stricken Nigerian orphans into travelling to the UK with the promise of a better life. But the young victims were raped, equally abused and subjected to voodoo-style rituals by a child trafficking cartel.
Osolase, the linchpin of a multi-million pound global sex trafficking ring, used “juju” magic

Wednesday 8 May 2013

SIR ALEX FERGURSON BOWS OUT OF OLD TRAFFORD

Manchester United fans world wide have been stunned with the shocking revelation that their long serving coach and symbol of resilience, Sir Alex Fergurson has decided to step down in a fortnight after 27 long years of service to the Red Devils. 
YOUNG ALEX FERGURSON
Sir Alexander Chapman "Alex" Ferguson, a Scottish football manager and former player who has managed Manchester United since 1986, has won 38 trophies since taking over from Ron Atkinson on 6 November 1986, including this season's Premier League title. Ferguson, who will take on the dual role of director and ambassador for United, eulogized the character and team spirit of the people he felt helped him build the club into one of the biggest in the world.


A quick rundown of his torphies :

Premier League: 1993, 1994, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2013.
FA Cup: 1990, 1994, 1996, 1999, 2004
League Cup: 1992, 2006, 2009, 2010
Champions League: 1999, 2008
Cup Winners Cup: 1991
Fifa Club World Cup: 2008
Uefa Super Cup: 1992
Inter-Continental Cup: 1999
FA Charity/Community Shield: 1990 (shared), 1993, 1994, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2011
SIR ALEX FERGURSON TAKES A BOW
Many football pundits have suggested that Everton Manager, David Moyes who has apparently refused to extend his contract with the Liverpool based outfit would be the next manager at Old Trafford.

Friday 22 March 2013

THINGS FALL APART FOR CHINUA ACHEBE

The Pride of Nigerian Literature andauthor of most widely read book in mordern African Literature, Chinua achebe has been confirmed dead.He died in a hospital in Boston after a period of long illness.

Achebe has been called "the father of modern African writing and many books and essays have been written about his work over the past 5 decades. In 1992 he became the first living author to be represented in the Everyman's Library collection published by Alfred A. Knopf. His 60th birthday was celebrated at the University of Nigeria, by "an international Who's Who in African Literature". An observer after the event noted: "Nothing like it had ever happened before in African literature anywhere on the continent."
Achebe will be remembered for turning down the federal Government's offer to honor him with national award 'Commander of the Federal republic in 2004 and 2011 stating:
"I have watched particularly the chaos in my own state of Anambra where a small clique of renegades, openly boasting its connections in high places, seems determined to turn my homeland into a bankrupt and lawless fiefdom. I am appalled by the brazenness of this clique and the silence, if not connivance, of the Presidency"
 Achebe's novels focus on the traditions of Igbo society, the effect of Christian influences, and the clash of Western and traditional African values during and after the colonial era. His style focuses on the Igbo oral tradition, and combines straightforward narration with representations of folk stories, proverbs, and oratory. He has also published a number of short stories, children's books, and essay collections. Since 2009, he has been a professor at Brown University in the United States.
He died at the age of 82. 


Wednesday 20 March 2013

POPULAR NUDE BEACH SUFFERS SHUT DOWN THREAT.


A very popular nude beach is being shut down on weekdays to help reduce sex and drugs. On the 19th of March, Washington Post reported that a beach at Wisconsin River near Mazomanie will be shut down on weekdays now. Nudists from everywhere like to come to this beach.
Visitors to this beach obviously get turned on by what they see and they have been going out in the woods to do drugs and have sex. The management of the nude beach seem overwhelmed by these acts and want to put a stop to it so closing the beach on weekdays seem like a stop gap solution to this.
Back in the 90's the beach actually worked only in the day and stayed closed at night, also visitors were   stopped people from camping there. 
This is just one more step in the way of making things safer at the beach. They are doing everything that they can to make things better in this area.
 By the way, what's the big deal about nude beaches? 

Sunday 3 March 2013

ABUJA'S SONGBIRD, LINDSEY UNVEILED.....

If you haven't met her before, you'd say she's shy, Naive and withdrawn. Give her a microphone and Guitar and watch her change your beliefs about her. Lindsey Abudei is arguably the voice of this Generation. With the skills of Tracy Chapman on the Guitar and the soul of ASA on the microphone, this SOUL SISTA is set to rock Nigeria and the world in general. Recently she was hosted on the Midday Dialogue by INYA ODE on Nigeria info abuja, and she gave a hint of what she'd be doing at the DMP (Designers Market Place).
I had no choice but to abandon all my scheduled events for the day to watch this songbird sing, and indeed it was worth it. Delivering songs from her EP and doing two cover songs (Fela Wahala and Asa Jailer) and the crowd just couldn't contain its excitement as this breath of fresh air took their breath away. The Live band was put together by FLUX FACTORY, abuja's premier Management company, led by Gospel on the beat (remember the first line on Davido's All of you.. he produced the song).
I got a little recording of her session with Inya at the studio and an extended version of her Live performance.

Watch out for the Live performance tomorrow